Dumbest Dungeons and Dragons

Long ago, in an age before this bar held a liquor license, a prophecy was spoken. It was spoken by Captain Ladypants, who wrote it that afternoon.

Vegas’ Dumbest Show descends. One night where adventurers named drag, comedy, sketch, and improv arrive at a tavern called Dust Las Vegas.

The performers rolled their characters an hour before doors and have created the most insipid heroes you’ve ever seen. Also, there will be a wizard in the corner.

There might be dragons. There will be dungeons.

Prepare your glitter-covered sword, your vodka-fueled sorcery, and your dumbest bardic puns for the misadventure of a lifetime.

Your dungeon master is Captain Ladypants, and she is not going to be gracious about guiding a group of puppets through a nightmare of D&D-themed performances as they go on a real-life adventure.

Bring your d20s. Doors at 6:30, kitchen open since six. Come hungry, come thirsty, come early enough for a good seat. Tip your performers. They are questing HARD up there and they have earned every copper piece.

Vegas’ Dumbest Show runs every fourth Saturday. Dumbest Dungeons and Dragons happens once. Don’t miss your call to adventure.